- *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
- Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
- Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
- Man: I never filled out an application.
- Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
- Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
- Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
- Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
- Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
- Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
- Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
- Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
- Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
- Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
- Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
- Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
- Man: Fuck you, slut.
but not to smart
but not slutty
but don’t have sex
but don’t love yourself
but not anorexic
but don’t eat to much
but don’t be too smart
but not depressed
all the time
everythings to much to deal with and i feel like giving up, but i cant, and i won’t, im going to travel, im going to see the world. im going to meet a boy and fall insanely inlove. I’m going to laugh and cry and love and leave, and then ill do it all again. because im young. and this isnt the end, this is the beginning, this is the beginning of my forever. and i know everyone is doubting me and no one thinks im going anywhere or going to be anything. but i will. because i have to win. this is my life and i will win
So I read something I shouldn’t have. And now I’m in so much pain I can’t even think straight. I said I was going to the gym tonight but I walked along the beach for an hour or so. No one even knows why I’m mad. I hate everything.
Happy 54th Birthday to the one and only Robert Smith of The Cure!!!
so, my english teacher told me im going to end up being a check out chick for the rest of my life
i always cry when i watch ‘The Voice’ idek why, like, i legit never cry. i guess im just so proud and happy for them. wow. im so odd
Junius Stinney was the youngest person in America to be executed on death row in 1944 at age 14. He was quickly accused by the (white police) of ‘killing’ two little (white girls) with lack of evidence. His conviction and sentencing opened and closed in one day. There were no witnesses called and there was no transcript of the trial details and black people were not allowed inside the courtroom during that time.
[I always repost this because i don’t want anyone to forget about him!]
thats all kinds of fucked up. they used to dog us man… still do they just found a smarter way to do it, yall will never pick up on dat shit either smh
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- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs
- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet
- i will let u boop my nose whenever
- i am expert at cuddling
- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in
- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays
There’s a beautiful man on my train who looks exactly like James Franco. I don’t know what to do with my self.